Thursday, December 13, 2007

ASHANTI DOUGLAS....GET YOUR SISTER!!

Ashanti’s lil sis @ the club Ashanti’s lil sis @ the club

This is Ashanti's lil sister who is barely 20 years old. Now … before I continue with this post, I would like to say that ALLTHEPARTIES.COM is the devil FOR POSTING THIS PIC!! LOL!

She is such a pretty girl, but what happened to her pants. That is NOT A DRESS, my love. It's a sweater. A TURTLE NECK SWEATER, at that. She can't even sit down. Okay, you are going to mess around and be all in the magazines gettin in the car showing off your "britney", (or hot pocket...which ever one you prefer) But, if you are going to try to pull this look off, go hit the gym a couple of times and get rid of that cellulite. Now everybody has it somewhere, or will in sometime, but BABY... you are too young to be running around these parties thinkin you're fly cause you got your whole bottom half out. THE BOD HAS got to be Tight or Right, or somewhere close to it. This look is PURE BOO BOO! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I'M SORRY...HOLLA. PEEP OLD GIRL AT THE PROM COURTESY OF CRUNK AND DISORDERLY
You can add fucc effort themed prom pictures to the always expanding list of reasons why we will never rise and overcome as a race. Hot Ghetto Messeque pictures of Ashanti's little sister, Shia (pictured in the green gown thingie), at her senior prom hit the net last week. Sibling manipulation is the work of the Devil but I would have no problem partaking in it. If my hits ever decline you better believe I'm going to force my brother to sing "Dangerously In Love" on webcam so I can upload it to YouTube. 'Cause I'm cut throat like that.

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